DirecTV is all over the Australian Open.

I’ll just go ahead and admit that I mainly watch the womens’ matches. With few exceptions, it’s the epitome of graceful athletic beauty, an ideal, if you will. If you go for that kind of thing. The matches are generally better, too — point/game/set strategy — if you go for that kind of thing.

I also giggle over the ballkinder showing their palms like a Vegas blackjack dealer at the end of a shift. Odd.