Daily Archives: January 21, 2013

Best line about the coronation

I’m a frickin’ hermit in the frickin’ desert, and even I know what frickin’ Michelle Obama will be wearing to the frickin’ ball. That’s just wrong.

Total media blackout hereabouts. Not clue one. I guess I’ll read about it when I read the internet in the morning. For now, I practice avoidance

And I’d only care to hear anything if it involves a massive outbreak of Guns-of-Navarone-pissed-off wolverines. And the wolverines all got away.