Ron Washington Wisdom
Your Saturday Nightmare Fodder
Posted by TFG on March 10th, 2012
I will not suffer this alone — flying snakes:
* This calls for the immediate dispatch of palletized Mossbergs and cases of #4 shot to whatever hell-hole harbors these spawn of Satan.
* BizOpp #1: men stronger than me can organize & sell guided hunts to other men stronger than me.
* Mr. Egghead Scientist Man helpfully points out that these snakes aren’t flying, they’re gliding – which is certainly a comfort to the victims and their families.
* BizOpp #2: the development and marketing of the Flying Snake Benelli/Beretta/etc., the Flying Snake Choke, the Flying Snake Load.
* Total Hell Nightmare Scenario: some joker introduces these to America, where there is no natural predator, and they overwhelm the countryside, then move into urban areas (where there are more places from which to launch and more people to terrorize.)
* To hell with zombies, these things are real TODAY.
I sure do hate snakes.
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Holy crap on a crap cracker! I sure didn’t need to see that! Now, where’d I put my shotgun?
Not sure I could hit it with a shotgun! Not a very easy target. Think I’ll avoid South Asia. Wait, I said that about 40 years ago and it didn’t work…..
Just import a bunch of Honey Badgers. Honey badgers don’t give a shit about flying snakes