Ron Washington Wisdom
Retail Therapy
Posted by TFG on February 17th, 2012
Last week, I finally got so tired of my fluctuating waist-line, and its knock-on effect on both pants and belts, I gave in and ordered a pair of these:
I’m wearing them now. Not bad, but kinda heavy.
Of course, picture a hairless, 200 lb. six-footer wearing overalls and brogans, shambling toward you in the frozen-food aisle. I feel like sort of a less-approachable Boo Radley, so I tend to stay in the house.
That’s another reason to love the Kindle.
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Get a moo moo
Now I think of Dale from Tucker and Dale vs Evil with that image.
If you haven’t seen it yet, it’s on Netflix instant and it’s a must see.
I just watched the trailer…wacky…
What you need for the food aisle is a dark green jumpsuit and boots. And maybe a straw. But bald is in these days.
A mu-mu seems like even more of a give-up than overalls. Still too cold to dress like a Samoan, too.
A jumpsuit, especially dark green, would give me unearned .mil status here in San Antone. No can do.
I’m sticking with the hayseed overalls.
A tan jumpsuit, then. Be mistaken for a rich rancher. Bibs just seem unnecessarily hayseed.
Well they are throwback and that is becoming all the rage in the fashion circle. Who knows, perhaps you’ll start an overall trend…..
I suggest long underwear with the overalls in winter and of course go shirtless in the summer.
A baldy in bibs…I’m a little turned-on…
….I’m all in with your choice….think I’ll git me some. If I seen you sporting these honorable Texas threads…I’d thank yur beautiful, baby….course I always thunk you a handome mustang…..hair or no. Love ya, man – keep gettin’ better.
Best, KD