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6. The New York Times endorses Obama. It endorsed McCain and Democrat Hillary Clinton in the spring, thus it has backed everyone in the race not named Rudy Giuliani. Its editorial endorsement is worth less than its stock.

Take a point from Obama.

Friday already? Jeezus, where’s my frikkin’ carb adaptor? I need to get my Sweet Baby purring. I kinda whacked a fence post with the River Runner a few days ago when I might have been overserved by the new barmaid during the Pokes loss on Sunday at the local, and overestimated my driveway braking margin by a few thousandths of an inch. So I got a driver-side headlight that’s good for passenger-side possum hunting and little else, so I got to do a little banging on some sheet metal with a 3 lb sledge. And I’d rather do that in the carport, which is unfortunately currently occupied by the Sweet Baby short stepper with two flat tires AND NO FRIKKING HOLLEY 390. Chop, chop.

Gun show tomorrow in San Antonio. I predict lots of overpriced hi-cap mags. Hell, overpriced everything. We’re facing a Democratic supermajority, after all. Me, I sold all my guns, don’t have a single one left. Nope, no guns here. Me, I loves me some welfare — where do I go to get my FEMA check? And where do I go to sign up for the WPA? I’m an undereducated goat-roper who loves Jesus. Needs me some help, stat.