“I Am Joe The Plumber?” Well, Not Exactly - Horserace

As CBS News’ Maria Gavrilovic, who is traveling with the Obama campaign, reports, the man on the right does say he’s an actual plumber – though he is from Melbourne, Australia, and will thus not be casting a vote this November.

Well, Maria, I’m 100% sure that all those fucking Germans aren’t going to be casting votes, yet I heard incessantly a couple of months ago how fucking important it was that fucking Europeans loved fucking Uhhhbama so fucking much that they gathered around a fucking Nazi statue to make sure he fucking knew.

Square that circle, you fucking moronic fucking bimbo.

Sorry for all the f-bombs, but I’ve had it with these fucking two-faced asslicking shitheads.

Sorry for the shithead part, too.

Jeez, nobody will ever read this fucking profane crap again. It’s all I’ve got left, though — logic, reason, rationality — purely fucking pointless in the shovels-full of shit these assholes sling. Snowshovels of it.

Winds of Change.NET: Conservative pundits on Sarah Palin

I don’t understand this new pattern. So I’m throwing this out to Winds of Change readers: what do you think is going on? Why are conservative pundits acting in a way they didn’t in the past, even when the Republican candidate for vice-president was performing badly?

Palin threatens everything all those so-called God-I-hate-the-word pundits. Let me break it down for you:

THEY.

TYPISTS.

They are no smarter and no dumber than me and you. They have daddies and mommies who pulled strings so Baby wouldn’t have to use Lava. Or they kissed enough ass to get promoted to pundit. You cannot possibly tell me that they are more than Marc Danziger…I aint buying it.

Jeezus, we went thru all this bullshit six, seven years ago. I dare say it’s why blogs fucking exist. Suddenly I’m supposed to throw everything overboard and start caring what these idiots have to say? Pass. Keep em…they’re all yours. Buckwheat. Not mine. They’re as dead to me as the next Piled Higher and Deeper on the next barstool, just with better connections.

Go on, tell me what an insightful & helpful view Maureen Dowd offers the world. I dare you.

The media conglomerate represented by Colin Powell would prefer that you morons vote for Barack Obama.

Man o man, I did not see that coming.

The media conglomerate represented by the Chicago Tribune Los Angeles Times would prefer that you morons vote for Barack Obama.

Man o man, I did not see that coming.

The media conglomerate represented by the Chicago Tribune would prefer that you morons vote for Barack Obama.

Man o man, I did not see that coming.