Democrats Begin to Set Own Bailout Terms - The New York Times

The mind reels. I’m staggered by the sheer hubris, though I have had 35 years to get used to it.

I’m equally sure it will happen. Fuck you, and fuck me.

Where’s my FEMA? I think I need more ammo.

Monster of a race - Biffle outruns Kenseth, Edwards for Dover win

Eh, fuck the banks. Bankers watch Formula 1, Americans watch NASCAR and 10,000 other motorsports. The Biff is hotter than a jalapeno milkshake, and I’m loving it. Awesome race today.

We’ll probably be OK, but we’re getting right up against stuff that makes me Officially Constitutionally American Crazy. I could spin out all the totally predictable bullshit that lead up to this, mostly thanks to FDR, LBJ, and an early 90s insistence on faux-fairness over accomplishment, but nobody is gonna listen and definitely nobody cares. If one thing happens because of this socialistic bullshit, I hope it’s that everybody is forced to drop the credit score as a qualification for so much as getting a Starbucks coffee. I’ve paid cash for the last 10 years, and I will continue to do so. That is not so good in the eyes of your neighbor the banker, you might have heard.

In the event that we’re not OK (and we’re real damn close), I counted my 12ga shells today. Four cases here. That’s a fair number.

OK, then — Cowboys won. Again. 3-0. Doesn’t make up for last season’s ignomious exit, but it’s a good start, Wade & Tony. Keep cracking.

Or should it be Vladimir?

Europeans on left and right ridicule U.S. money meltdown - Los Angeles Times

Too bad the pansies couldn’t ridicule Adolph and Josef into submission. Think how much American money wouldn’t be in a meltdown, if.

Fuck ‘em. Just wait till America goes full socialist, then see who’s gonna protect your asses. Me, I’m gonna be sipping mai-tais on the Mexican Riviera courtesy of Uncle Sam for two months every year, just like you twats.

We’re pretty much there…just waiting to see what the benes are.

Dems seize on McCain’s 13 cars

Democrats eager to portray John McCain as out of touch with average Americans and as a flip-flopper seized on a report Sunday the Arizona senator and his wife, Cindy, own more than a dozen cars — including several foreign-made automobiles

I’m a penniless underemployed unsalaried entrepreneur very small businessman, and I’ve got three. What a load of stupid.