Posted by TFG on 3rd September 2008
iowahawk: America Speaks Out: “Juno” in Juneau?
Barack O., community organizer, Chicago, IL:
“Frankly, uhhhh, I think the, uhhh, whole situation, uh, is terrible, uh. Candidates’ families, uhhhhh, and their personal lives, uh, should be, uhhhh, off-limits, uh. And, uhhhh, frankly, the candidates’, uhhhh, private ministers, and uh, private, uh, terrorist, uhhhhhh, alleged, uh, associates. Uh. Essage-may oo-tay edia-may: eep-kay it-ay up-ay, uhhhh-ay.
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Larry M., moose, Kechikan, AK
“I just hope this scandal doesn’t cause Governor Palin to return to Alaska. Hang in there Sarah! We need you out on the campaign trail, far far away.”
Go.
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Posted by TFG on 3rd September 2008
I just drove in from Dullass and boy are my arms tired. Wait, that doesn’t work. Sorry, I’m bushed.
I missed the only convention speech I cared to hear, too. Reports are that Governor Palin knocked ‘em dead, but then, I’ve chosen to live in an echo chamber that excludes weaselly self-proclaimed pundits and practically all rat-fuck pea-brained journalists, which is, erm, 99% of them.
I can’t help but notice that Memeorandum is continuing their All Joshua Micheal Cougar Mellencamp Jingleheimer Smith Marshall*, All The Time theme. Seriously, that guy ain’t that fucking good, you dingleberries, and more importantly, there are other fucking bloggers besides that Obama butt-check chief. You don’t have to post a link to every stinking BM the bespectacled one craps out. Just a small one or two-day break from his useless repackaging of other people’s shit, please?
* Schtick stolen from Ace, yet still ruined at my hands. I feel like Lenny.
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