Special to Corky: SASQUATCH NOT SASQUATCH
Posted by TFG on August 19th, 2008
The Associated Press: Researcher says bigfoot just a rubber gorilla suit
Turns out Bigfoot was just a rubber suit. Two researchers on a quest to prove the existence of Bigfoot say that the carcass encased in a block of ice — handed over to them for an undisclosed sum by two men who claimed to have found it — was slowly thawed out, and discovered to be a rubber gorilla outfit.
Dammittalltohell. I bet next that Chupacabra is going to be determined to be the deputy’s shaved blue tick hound chasing a tennis ball.
August 19th, 2008 at 7:12 pm
Gotta admit that redneck they interviewed on TV kept a straight face when he told em those other swamp apes that were off to the side did’nt attack em,somebody oughta give that boy a job in politics,or at least a tent to run a revivial.
August 20th, 2008 at 1:31 am
I was stunned. Shocked. I thought it looked so real. Guess I better tell Elvis those boys were nothin’ but liars.
August 20th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
Is it true that people who believed this might be true for even the briefest moment get to vote for our next president?