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Garage the horses

Posted by TFG on August 31st, 2008

Ace feels very strongly about the feasibility and veracity of The Head Cocksuck of The Atlantic. And he’s a 10000X funnier writer than me.

Shun. Shun. Shun. Shun the whole stinking rag.

Sorry for ripping off the great Velociman, but I think it’s the right time. You know what a not-insignificant part of my anger is? It’s watching what was formerly the only readable magazine in America, gurgling at the bottom of a septic tank, drowning under a 10 foot deep pile of shit. As a reader, that burns me up. Piss on ‘em, though. Shun them.

2 Responses to “Garage the horses”

  1. Velociman Says:

    I’m not sure how you ripped me off. Was I a shunner?

  2. TFG Says:

    The phrase ‘cocksuck.’ That elocution, you were the first, so far as I know.

    And if you’re not a shunner, then I’m a cocksuck.

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