Douchebag Non-Apology
Posted by TFG on August 31st, 2008
Political Radar: Ex-Dem Chair Apologizes for Hurricane Remark
“One doesn’t anticipate that one’s private conversation will be surreptitiously taped by some right-wing nutcase,” said Fowler. “But that’s the nature of what we’re dealing with.”
Fowler, a superdelegate who endorsed Hillary Clinton in 2007, was caught on tape saying: “The hurricane’s going to hit New Orleans about the time they start. The timing is — at least it appears now that it’ll be there Monday. That just demonstrates that God’s on our side. [Laughter] Everything’s cool.”
“One doesn’t anticipate” means “I’m a douchebag and I got caught.” “Surreptitiously” means “in the seat behind me.” “The nature of what we’re dealing with” means — I don’t know, I’m guessing here — “I’m a douchebag talking to an elected douchebag, making a big hah-hah-funny-nudge-nudge-wink-wink.” Twat. Tweezer-brain. Loser. Michael Moore, Jr. I wish I could remember the name of that other twat who cheered for hurricanes — wrote for Vanity Fair, first name of James, went off the web and into a chemical soup of anti-depressives when W was elected in 2004. Has some pedigreed cats. That douchebag cheered for hurricanes, too.
Have no doubt, my conservative friends — there are just as many of these over-degreed douchebags in the Republican Party, and I hope there are left-wing nutcases following them around, recording their jokes about acts of God that cause loss of life and massive property damage, and posting them to YouTube.
In the meantime, take your apology, Fowler, old budyy, old pal, fold it sideways, and stuff it up your butt, you useless, classless, soulless twat.
In the meantime, I’ll repeat — stay classy, Marxists. Nice company you’re keeping there.




September 1st, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Ah, yes, the old, “I didn’t think I would get caught” apology.