In this previously dull-as-watching-paint-dry election battle between Maverick and the Messiah, the Washington Post has decided to light a fire under someone’s ass by asking the Question On Everyone’s Mind: Who Killed Chandra Levy?

I guess this could have been hanging around on their website for months, but I think I might have noticed it before now, since I read their crap pretty much daily. There is no publication date on the front page that I can see.

Their conclusion, by the way? Ummm…not real sure, maybe this Salvadoran dude? Good work, guys — now go write your true-crime airport book. You’ve done us all a real service.

Digression: are they envious of that screechy Greta Van Sssssomething woman? Bucking for a teevee gig?