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Posted by TFG on 6th August 2008
So, I start every morning this week, pulling into the jobsite playing Bread & Water. My tastes have changed over the last 40 years, but there’s really nothing like a great stomp to wake your ass up and get the blood pumping. It’s almost as good as hot black coffee. Or the threat of starvation.
What’s really cool is that my pal Teddy has a baseball-playing stud kid who’s going to use it as his ‘go to the plate’ music (you know you’re a stud baseballer when they have the option of ‘go to the plate’ music.) This Ryan Bingham cat just might catch on.
And may I just say that if I never drink another damn Gatorade again, it will be too soon. Sugar-laden Kool-Aid for weak-sister adults, that’s what that is. Don’t buy the hype - you don’t need all that shit in you. That’s what everybody whom I’ve subbed in wanted, though, so that’s what I bought. I finally went and bought me a gallon jug of iced tea at the Kroger last night and I feel 100% better. Re-hydrate, de-hydrate, electrolytes, my Idiocracy ass.
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