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Man, life sucks in America

Posted by TFG on July 11th, 2008

Software problems bug Apple’s launch of new iPhone

Honestly, it couldn’t happen to a better bunch of douchebags.

Local news here in Mexico Jr. on the radio had half-hourly reports of the big line of dumbasses lined up around the store at 6am to get a new phone.

2 Responses to “Man, life sucks in America”

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  1. Da Goddess Says:

    As I said on my friend Deb’s site after she blogged about phone shopping:

    I need a phone to make phone calls. I do not need to read my email while I’m shopping or having my hair done. NOTHING is that damn important. I do not need to film the latest Star Wars Trek Man pre-sequel, nor do I need to play Ansel Adams with my cell phone.

    I do not need the phone to finish my term paper, to feed my child, to wash my dishes (okay, maybe the dishes thing), walk the iguana, or to solve world hunger.

    If I can’t live without a movie or tv show while I’m driving from point A to point B, I shouldn’t be on the road.

    I don’t need to download and play the latest Mario Legends of City Wars on my phone.

    I do not need to discover the next great rock icon on my cell phone.

    I need my cell phone to get good reception and to communicate briefly with people.

    That is all.

    A cell phone is meant to make PHONE CALLS when you can’t get to a regular phone. In emergencies, I like to think. No need for anything else.

    My dislike for all other cell phone functions runs deep. Last year, while at a farewell dinner for a couple of friends, one of them spent much of the dinner texting instead of talking. Pissed me the hell off. How rude to the people who actually showed up to demonstrate their affection, right? Right. And that’s what’s wrong with the world right now: everyone wants to be somewhere else doing something else with someone else and then they can’t seem to understand why their friendships don’t last all that long or seem all that deep or satisfying.

    Grrr.

    Huge. Pet. Peeve.

  2. Phelps Says:

    And now, a rebuttal:

    I get shit done for work. Sometimes, all I have to do to clear shit up is make a call. It would be stupid for me to go all the way into the office to make a call. That is why I have a cell phone.

    Sometimes, I can get shit done with an email. It would be stupid for me to go all the way into the office to send an email when I can carry a tiny device around with me that can do it pretty much anywhere.

    When I’m not getting shit done, I like to listen to music. It would be stupid for me to chain myself to a HiFi in the 21st century just to listen to music. That is why I have an iPod.

    It would be incredibly stupid for me to carry around three different devices to do all three when one does all three damned well. That is why I have an iPhone. I don’t spend all day on any part of it, and there are long periods of time where I don’t touch it. But when it is useful, it is vital.

    (p.s.: I’ve never had a problem with battery life on my iPhone, so that should give you an indication about how much time I spend using it.)

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