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Gore Calls for The Impossible Because He is The Gore

Posted by TFG on July 17th, 2008

Gore Calls for Carbon-Free Electric Power - NYTimes.com

Former Vice President Al Gore said on Thursday that Americans must abandon electricity generated by fossil fuels within a decade and rely on the sun, the winds and other environmentally friendly sources of power, or risk losing their national security as well as their creature comforts.

“The survival of the United States of America as we know it is at risk,” Mr. Gore said in a speech to an energy conference here. “The future of human civilization is at stake.”

“Yeah, and you can buy it from me, Al Gore, Jr., former Senator, former Vice President.”

People pay to watch this snake-oil bullshit, and the Wretched Gray Spinster prints it up as the gospel truth. There is absolutely nothing, not one tiny centavo, to these horseapples. This sonofabitch is into Chariot of the Gods land with his lunacy, but I guaran-damn-tee you there are people all over America just pissing themselves thinking about a carbon-free America.

“The survival of the United States of America” is at risk. Are you kidding me? How in the fuck does this garbage go unchallenged? Why does this lame-ass “science” show up on my intertube screen? It’s aliens and Area 51 and Art Bell-level unmitigated horseshit.

We have simply got to find a way to stop it. It’s unreal, as in NOT FUCKING REAL! It’s fucking imaginary. Got it? It, global warming & climate crisis, it’s not FUCKING REAL. It’s fucking IMAGINARY.

Godalmighty damn.

I really need to stop drinking. This shit drives me berserk.

5 Responses to “Gore Calls for The Impossible Because He is The Gore”

  1. Diller Says:

    you are so damn right about Gore & this scare tattic BS.Don’t stop drinking though,I’m living proof it don’t help your attitude any.

  2. StB Says:

    And Gore is an expert because of….?

    My fortune for someone to shove a sock in his mouth.

  3. ToddCommish Says:

    Well, it’s not like ol’ Al was talking to a think tank. He was talking at an energy conference, filled with a bunch of geeks in white lab coats who want to hear that kind of shit. Those guys love hearing about ways to waste taxpayer funds on “future technology” that will be a financial sinkhole (and pay for snazzy new lab coats).

  4. dstanley869 Says:

    Gore the bore. The Gorebot. Another reason not to take the Nobel prize seriously.

  5. Da Goddess Says:

    algore’s plan would cost something like 13 billion or more…his words…spoken on TV. And I laughed. As much as the left like to scream and holler about Bush’s ties to oil, why isn’t someone, anyone, getting upset because of algore’s obvious attempts to cash in on this green energy deal? He’s hypin’ the shit outta it because he’s looking to make big bucks. Mark my words: his hands are in this pie up to his damn pits. And that’s about what it smells like, too.

    As for the carbon emissions stuff, if 31,000 of the world’s top scientists are calling bullshit on algore, why doesn’t anyone care? Oh wait, they can’t. It’s not good news.

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