John Robb’s Weblog: Israeli warplanes in Iraq?

NOTE: The current financial and economic debacle in the US almost guarantees a Republican rout in November. It’s do or die on a military “solution” to Iran, for both Israel and the Bush team, during the months of August/September.

I predict we will have more loons guaranteeing America’s hand in something to do with annihilating the Persians round about Labor Day. I hope they do, just so these idiots can get some release. And so we can fuck with the Persians in a way Jimmy Carter did not, but that’s secondary and purely personal.

If I gave enough of a shit, I’d get on my horse and herd up all the various voluminous bullshit slung since 2002 about why America is currently an eyelash from putting a boot up the ass of the Iranians. One of these days, one of these cocksuckers is going to be right, and said cocksucker will then turn richer than hell. Personally, I pray we don’t, except if we don’t, we’ll have to listen to cocksuckers tell us about our imminent destruction of Iran on every bank holiday till they fucking croak. Because God knows these cocksuckers will get a pulpit and an audience till the cows come home, no matter how many times they’re achingly, horribly, stupidly wrong. Mainly because America is getting achingly, horribly stupid.

You’ve got to love that “financial and economic debacle” business, too. Debacle. When the big news is how Steve Jobs’ Apple and AT&T effed up the new iPhone release. Christ, I hope nothing bad really hits, like a meteor or a drought. These fucks will be curled in a ball, shrieking. Debacle.

Yes, Charles, it is nothing but entertainment value these days…you’ve got a point that is not ignorable. I’ll stop, soon enough. I just love the six years of war that we’ve rained down on the baby Ayatollahs. You have to admit that at this point it’s just humorous and that the odds have to catch up with them. It’s inevitable, like someone hitting for the cycle.

Software problems bug Apple’s launch of new iPhone

Honestly, it couldn’t happen to a better bunch of douchebags.

Local news here in Mexico Jr. on the radio had half-hourly reports of the big line of dumbasses lined up around the store at 6am to get a new phone.

Obama to sponsor Sprint Cup car at Pocono - Tom Bowles - SI.com

Randy Moss and Fergie are among the celebrities confirmed to be a part of that fundraiser in support of the candidate and his venture into NASCAR.

OK, I know Randy Moss, dopehead deluxe and wide receiver — but what’s a Fergie? I watch NASCAR every week, and I never heard a word about it. New car wax or bedliner?

Kinda funny that Barry NMI Obama is “sponsoring” a shit car in a race in the place he’s outright dismissed — clinging to God and guns, remember, was all about Penna.

The real interesting part is, will BAM make it into Pocono? They suck as bad as I do, but Billy France is a-hurtin’ these days. I wouldn’t even begin to assume that they’d have to make it in on speed. I bet the deal’s done done.

Me, I’m waiting for the Pickens/Nader-sponsored Prius.

Russia, China veto UN sanctions on Zimbabwe regime - Yahoo! News

Jesus, my grandkids are gonna be fighting these Commies. Lame is it is at this point, I’d rather it had been me. I worry that the ChiComms are gonna grind us down to naught, given all the cannon fodder to hand. But then we’ve got Sandia and Los Alamos, so there’s tons of hope.

Tell me, please — how do you veto taking out Mugabe?