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Archive for July 1st, 2008

July 1, 2008

Solid Genius for Today, #something

Posted by TFG on 1st July 2008

Fresh Bilge » Survivor Amendment

It’s perfectly consonant with the evolving standards of a living Constitution. Problem: buffoon holds crucial “swing vote” and threatens to dodder on for decades. He’s a constant embarassment to both sides in any serious debate.

Alan’s right. If they’re going to fuck with the Constitution endlessly, let’s fuck ‘em right back. After all, there’s no “law” saying all the Supremes are life-time appointees.

What’s that? You say it’s where? In our what?

Right.

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Yeah, if you eat it

Posted by TFG on 1st July 2008

Jesus H. Christ — “coal makes us sick, oil makes us sick.” I give you the Democratic Senate Majority Leader, who by the way has blocked any enviro-weenie attempt to store nuclear waste in the desert where no one lives for a long damn time.

Fine, you miserable twat — quit using it, your own damned free-riding Senatorial self. Start with your fricking Brylcreem. I’ll take your share, and I’ll use it to make lures for largemouth bass, like God intended for his people to use the bubbling crude. I might let people buy some from me to make their gay-ass hydration bottles they clutch to their breasts the same way my 2-year old grandson clutches his not-environmentally-impactful Piggy. * Why do I have to share not just the earth, but my beloved America, with these pussies? Daniel Boone at least had a frontier to light a shuck for — I’m stuck.

* Here, I want to use the term faggots, like I used endlessly and loudly up to the 80s, until I learned that there are some mean, bad, smart homosexuals out there who are the folks I want by my side when the flag drops. Nancies, maybe? I dunno. Sissies, probably. I’m tired of these Maxi-Pad-wearing punks in national leadership positions getting press about such horseshit like “oil makes us sick.” Honestly, there needs to be a universally utterly dismissive phrase that captures the small-minded smallness of their eensie characters. NB: I still say faggot regularly, but usually under my breath to myself. I know what I mean.

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Now there’s rain

Posted by TFG on 1st July 2008

Of course - I got a new yak.
Fine. There’s still tomorrow.
It’s got rod holders, too. Time to unlimber the ultalight gear.

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