Oil’s biggest day yet drags down stocks

I says, Buy Now! With Obama coming along to be the prez, he’ll give you fucking morons a bailout package of some sort. Just exactly like the house-flipper morons are gonna get their bailout, put together on the backs of the dipsticks who were buying those houses. I can hear the Idiocracy conversations in front of the XBoxed-flat screens with a Tivo-paused The Nation’s Funniest Oil Changer Picks a Briefcase now: Honey, I really think we should move from real estate into oil.

Your book report: compare and contrast with the corn-growing non-morons, who really know to work Mama Sam. Corn. Frikkin’ corn. CORN, goddamnit. You can grow it in your backyard. These freshly-minted oil barons are their bitches. You, too, and me — we’ll all be their bitches. I just wanna see the interenet weasels try to tie their backyard corn patch into the energy grid like the solar and wind people have been so successful at doing.