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Obama To Hammer McCain On Offshore Drilling “Gimmick” - From The Road

Posted by TFG on June 24th, 2008

Obama To Hammer McCain On Offshore Drilling “Gimmick” - From The Road

Obama, who has argued that drilling will not immediately lower gas prices

Yeah, it’s a gimmick, you moron. I definitely don’t want my grandkids or yours to have that oil available. I absolutely positively don’t want any of my descendants to have any of the benefits of any possible thing we could do today.

That right there’s the problem — a sad, sober few care what happens down the line. Immediately, my ass — I’d be happy if you happy, humpy, hopie McChangersons might start giving a shit for a little further down the line than what oils your butt-plug manana. Fat chance of that, though. We seem to be run by a bunch of squalling wet-Red-diapered mama’s boys, ever shrieking “…but what about MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!?!?!?!?!”

5 Responses to “Obama To Hammer McCain On Offshore Drilling “Gimmick” - From The Road”

  1. dstanley869 Says:

    Baby Barry’s only announced solution is to fine the oil company’s. Yeah, that’ll help.

  2. The R Man Says:

    “…what oils your buttplug manana” - you, sir, paint beautiful word-pictures, like Van Gogh, or something.

    The R Man

  3. charles austin Says:

    “Obama, who has argued that drilling will not immediately lower gas prices…”

    Reminds me a bit of those complaining that The Surge was a failure because it hadn’t finished successfully on day two.

  4. TFG Says:

    Reminds me of me wondering why I needed to learn algebra when I was 14.

  5. Da Goddess Says:

    Instant gratification is fleeting, but good planning lasts a lifetime. I hate that so few can imagine the future.

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