Cole continues to be the stupidest man on the internets
Posted by TFG on June 27th, 2008
or, in Republican speak, with my pants down and my hand underneath a bathroom stall)
Somebody with more gusto than me will mine the Cole archives for his blubbery “I walked Republican blocks with my Republican parents!” post. Then he met a girl with Democrat parents and enormous…trust funds, or something.
Nobody cares, not even me — just funny to watch it pop up now and then.
June 27th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
OMG! ROFL! Fucking genuis!
Dude, you’re awesome. Please blog more often.
June 27th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
Get a grip, fool.
June 27th, 2008 at 6:55 pm
Alright, how about this:
Is that better? We can go with Vitter, it’ll work too.
June 27th, 2008 at 7:20 pm
Call it how ever you want, dude. The more, the merrier, says I. I’m not the one who was weeping over mean, crude Republican stereotypes.
June 27th, 2008 at 7:23 pm
Or this:
Or:
Or maybe this one:
Yeah, that’s some sense of family values you got it that party there.
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June 27th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
I’m not a Republican, idiot. If a man wants wetsuits and dildos, it’s fine by me.
But do tell — what’s that got to do with his family or their values?
June 27th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
Fat AND whiny. Great combination. The Republican cult of victimhood is strong.
Nobody cares, not even me — just funny to watch it pop up now and then.
Yeah, it’s not like you did a blog post about it or anything.
Whiner. Accept the truth: you and Larry Craig are stallmates in the 28% hardcore Repub fringe of this country. Other people like Cole’s parents and mine are registered GOP, have voted for the GOP for years, but are now beyond nauseated by what you 28%-ers have done to your party.
You screw up everything in sight, and then you cry victim when you’re called on it.
Whiners and traitors: the modern GOP.
June 27th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
That’s why I got a blog, Willy – so I could type what I want, whether I care or not. It’s not like it’s widely read or anything. What I type here doesn’t matter.
Whining? Victim? Of Cole? Of Craig? Of something else? Where’d you get that from, putz? Identify your complaint or just keep — whining.
Or call your mama. She might care. I don’t, as I stated, but I do think it’s funny. If that offends you, then piss off.
June 27th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
ZOMG! The hits keep coming! LOLS!
June 27th, 2008 at 10:23 pm
SCOTT, YOU DONE MESSED WITH THE WRONG PROJECTIONISTS.
Hey. all caps makes it even zestier!
June 28th, 2008 at 6:22 am
This is about the hypocrisy. If you spend your days railing against the evil liberals for bringing the scourge of gay marriage to our land (because it will hurt other people’s marriages) and then spend your spare time trolling for action in an airport men’s room, you’re a lying hypocritical sack of crap. And that’s become the republican party standard, as demonstrated by the examples above. Vitter and Craig are co-sponsors of the new federal marriage amendment, as if they have any knowledge or experience of what’s involved in any relationship that’s not based on anonymity or recompense.
And whatever you think of Cole and his commenters (whom you invited here via trackback), I think the only one “weeping over mean, crude Republican stereotypes” is you. Boo hoo.
June 28th, 2008 at 7:13 am
Thanks for belaboring the obvious, Crusty. Except none of what I wrote has anything to do with Craig and Vitter or any other politician in a wetsuit. It’s about John Cole and how humorous I find him to be. That should be obvious from the post, but I guess not to you geniuses.
It seems yall get a kick out of recounting the weirdness, though, and I’d never want to have you stop. It’s entertaining.
But go ahead and show me where I’m weeping.
June 28th, 2008 at 9:37 am
Show you where you’re weeping? Fine.
Bit defensive there, aren’t we?
Just looking at your home page: You link approvingly to Fox News and Ace of Spades, approve of off-shore drilling in the US, and are a global warming denialist.
If you’re not a Republican, you’re doing a flawless imitation. I suppose you’ll inform us that you’re a Libertarian, or Conservative, or winger/reactionary of similiar type.
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June 28th, 2008 at 9:47 am
I was pointing out an idiotic assumption. I guess that’s defensive, these days.
I’m a GDI. GDIT, actually.
June 28th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
Vitter is an ass.
Vitter is a Republican.
Therefore all Republicans are asses.
You might want to go back and read Aristotle again if you think this is a valid syllogism.
June 29th, 2008 at 11:04 am
Oh, right, sure, that’ll happen. You had it right with the projectionist comment.
June 29th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
My greatest accomplishment as a blogger was being nominated in the 2004 Wizbang Blog Awards for Best Conservative Blog. My blog, INCITE (now basically defunct), got 250 readers a day on average at best. Unsurprisingly, I finished poorly, coming in 9th out of 10 nominees. The blog that came in 10th? Balloon Juice.
Oh yeah.