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The Good Old Days
Posted by TFG on 17th June 2008
Mouth of the Brazos: I made it.
They said I had a 90% blockage of one of my arteries. They probably lied. I reckon I would have felt it more, if it was that bad. Still, I promised to exercise more and take more pills and drink less and smoke not at all.
I can lie, too.
Reason for rejoicing. It’s a goal of mine, a small one but a goal regardless, to buy a beer for JD.
We must have goals, they all say.
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Posted by TFG on 17th June 2008
A smart man or lady somewhere in California is prepping to be the top gay divorce lawyer.
It’s kind of sad being a money-grubbing Type A, because that’s the first thing I thought of when I heard about the new law of California. But just wait — one will emerge. The medits won’t be able to help themselves.
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Posted by TFG on 17th June 2008
Uma Thurmann-look-a-like declares her sweet baby boy off-limits to military service for the rest of his life. Fine, very fine — that’s what parents are for, teaching their kids the way they think they should go. Just please, Uma-wanna-be - if Alex decides to go another way when he’s a full-grown adult, don’t hate him because of it, OK?
Does anyone know if any of these people are real, in the sense that Uma is a real mama and not just someone cashing a check? Clearly, Alex is a real baby. But he might be the baby of a war-mongering Marine captain looking to cash in on liberals’ moronic teevee-ridden sound-bite values. That would be funny.
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Posted by TFG on 17th June 2008
…as I spend $200 to get to Bayou City and back.
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