Your Theoretical Objective News Filter
Posted by TFG on 9th June 2008
This kind of crap happens daily. It’s no better on Yahoo, Google, or any of the rest of the so-called aggregators. Same shit.
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June 9, 2008
SKorea Cabinet Forgets Who Saved Them From Eating Grass
Posted by TFG on 9th June 2008
SKorea Cabinet offers to resign over beef imports - Yahoo! News
South Korea’s entire Cabinet offered to resign Tuesday following a public uproar over the planned resumption of U.S. beef imports, despite concerns of mad cow disease.
Fuck them, too. Let em eat cats or horses or dogs.
I simply cannot get my brain around an entire Cabinet, whatever that might be in the Orient, however chock-full of brother-in-laws, resigning over beef. Beef. Cows. As if the Korean beef industry is exploding with cattle. Sorry, I haven’t noticed a big movement in Texas or any other beef state to import Korean bulls. Mainly because they don’t have any? Just guessing.
To paraphrase someone, fuck ‘em and let ‘em eat fish-heads. Public uproar, my ass. Here’s a squid - make it last, bitches.
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Spare us, Mr. Politician #1
Posted by TFG on 9th June 2008
Obama hammers McCain, Bush on economy, gas prices - Yahoo! News
Democrat Barack Obama on Monday seized on heightened concerns about the economy, tying John McCain to the Bush administration’s recent record of soaring gasoline prices and slumping employment.
I’m 99.99% sure that it was Democratic candidates who ensured the American people they would do something about high gas prices, back when they were hovering around $2.80 per, 18 short months ago, right before the 2006 elections. Where is all the great work that Pelosi and The New Dem Crew were gonna do on gas prices? It seems to have…vanished. Well, we’ve had a couple of extra episodes of Attention-Seeking Weirdos on Teevee, so everyone forgot, I guess.
Piss on it…we’re way into Idiocracy territory now. Whatever the latest GQ politician says. As if George Bush or Bill Clinton or any American president can control gas prices. We are a nation of fools that are just gonna swallow the Obama stink-bait. We’ve raised a nation of morons, sadly, who think government controls markets. Whatever, I guess…we’ll get there, sooner or later. Just another Venezuela. And nobody is gonna care.
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