Yeah, well, what’re you gonna do?
Posted by TFG on May 2nd, 2008
Mouth of the Brazos: Another cool statistic.
It does prove beyond all debate, though, one thing. An astonishing percentage of African-Americans are stupid motherfuckers. Hell. That’s okay. An astonishing percentage of Honkies are stupid motherfuckers, too. Hispanics. Polaks. Bohemians, Jews, American Indians, Dot Indians, Japs, Chinks, you name it, and I betcha I can find stupid motherfucker in the gang.
I don’t know if JD meant “a stupid motherfucker” or “stupid motherfuckers” there at the end, but I’m willing to go with the plural. For there are an amazing amount of stupid motherfuckers in this world. I talk to them every day, and it makes my head hurt to know that there are Americans extant who don’t know intrinisically that a perpetual motion machine is not just impossible, but that the CIA didn’t kill the inventor. Yes, I actually had that conversation. I didn’t get arrested for murder, either.
I need to get to work so my grandkids can go get learning from the Catholics. Sad that the mackerel snappers are the only hope for my kids not turning out Idiocracy ignorant, when you think of the taxes I pay. I suppose I should just be thankful that the options open to me, no?
And how in the hell did I arrive here?
May 2nd, 2008 at 11:54 pm
I’ve said it before, but in any sufficiently large population, half the people in it are by definition, below average. In any normal distribuion, y the time you get to three sigmas, you definitely into stupid MF range, and that’s still a lot of people.
But the sad thing is, it ultimately has little to do with intelligence. Some really smart people believe some of the stupidest shit. Take communism for instance…
May 3rd, 2008 at 12:28 am
You know what’s tiresome? America should have an educational system light years beyond anything anywhere, and I should be ashamed to stick my head up at the lowest of beer joints. That’s not the case, though. We’re churning out morons by the bushel-basket-full. I guess that raises my stock a few points, but good gravy, that’s not going to be any help.
Seriously, I barely got out of high school, and that’s no joke, but the people I meet are frighteningly stupidly pig ignorant.
May 3rd, 2008 at 5:51 am
You know, I almost pulled that post right aftet I published it, as too radical a screaming cuss-rant, even for me. As a partial excuse, things had deteriorated quickly after gettin off work…
But now that I see some good-guys agree with me, I reckon I’ll leave it.
I did poorly in HS, too. I did pretty good in college, though. I think I need a less structured environment, more latitude in exactly HOW to things, even learning. Just a precisely defined goal and a deadline. I probably would have turned out more like Joliet Jake, had I gone to Catholic school.
The beer joint thing - hell, you are SPOSE to turn off your brain when you go in, aintcha?
May 3rd, 2008 at 6:39 am
Red Green invented a perpetual motion machine. He’s one smart Mo’ Fo’. You can You Tube his old PBS videos, it might still be there. And he’s still alive as far as I know.
May 5th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
my late daughter had a wonderful term for these inteligence challenged folks,oxygen thieves. think about it,they are using up a hell of a lot natural resources that hard working,tax paying productive people could use, especially during these hard times. as for the education system in this country no matter how much money they take in from taxes,lottos & having our kids pedal candy bars,magazines etc. they,ll find another way to piss it away instead of educating our children.
May 6th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
One real problem we have in this country is that it’s a lot more un-PC to tell black folks, “You’re full of shit,” than it is to tell white or even Asian folks the same thing, and when they can go through life getting special treatment in the form of race-specific scholarships, and preferential hiring policies in jobs, well, wouldn’t it seem that we’d end up with less than totally qualified black folks doing things-it kinda goes against the whole natural peter principle, which has something to do with folks reaching the outer limits of their capability, or maybe with my boss being a real peter, or something.
My, but I’m delinquent in checking this blog, but those grandkids are something else. The older one is a few weeks older than my darling nephew, and yeah, I could see my brother’s kid doing the plate-licking thing when he isn’t chirping out expletives he may have heard in traffic, thankfully, not from me.
The R Man