So this card game you speak of…
Posted by TFG on May 29th, 2008
…it’s called poker, I believe?
The World Series of Poker kicks off tomorrow, and even though my best poker days are behind ahead of me, I’m still in love with the game. The problem is that bootstrapping two different companies means very few pennies left over for fun and games. That’s why I quit drinking when Happy Hour is over.
When I quit, I usually come home and go to work on my labor of love, Pokerati.com. DanM and I met probably half a decade ago, because he was basically one of the other five or six guys on the internet talking about poker, and it turns out that the boy was from Dallas. Which means I could mooch off of him for finding games, which I did, and legally-questionable poker rooms, which I did, and play really bad drunk poker at his weekly freeroll tournaments held in a titty bar, which I did con mucho gusto.
For whatever reason, Dan and I hit it off, and we’ve been working together off and on in a techie-journo combo for a while now, and as a result, we’ve been extraordinarily heads-down pounding out his new site for the last two months. It’s fair to say that I’m personally proud of having been a part of the effort, because I think the new look is pretty rocking, and I think we’ve done some really coolio shit there, too, like the (gayly-named) Citizen Stack Tracker. That little feature lets you text in your comments, posts, pictures, videos (o lord, let them all be over 17!) over the cellular tubes into the internet tubes and onto Dan’s landing spot. Which means Pokerati has a great big jump on a lot of far larger places in getting the wisdom of the crowds social networking hogwash essentialitiness going.
But my larger point is — the 2008 WSOP is starting up, and yet again, I wish I had the baksheesh and fortitude to go withstand it all, but I don’t, so if you’re like me, go ahead and bookmark little Pokerati.com to keep up with from a nice weirdo non-payrolled perspective. You know, like blogs used to be.
And there are other poker-blogger brethren of mine out there doing this. I’ve drank beer / played poker / eaten a hot-dog / squinted at the completely-unexpected morning sun with these fine people, so by all means, add them to your feed reader, too:
I have no doubts that there are some I’ve missed that I actually read, but I’m on my fourtheighth Mike’s Hard Lemonade. Hell, I can’t tell you why I’m drinking malt liquor — I’m just sick of beer and hard liquor really makes my inside organs hurt really bad really more than beer. That ain’t the point — I’m more than happy to throw a link at you if I missed you. Nobody reads this anymore, though, you should know.
Truly, there are no finer words than this to a cardplayer’s ears though: Shuffle up and deal!




May 30th, 2008 at 11:03 am
Thanks for the love, FAT GUY!
May 30th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
For a *really classy* alternative to beer, Steel Reserve (a malt liquor, 8.1% ABV, and $1.29 per 24 ounce can) and the lemonade flavor of Kool-Aid make a fine shandy, when you dilute the mixture to beer strength of about 5% ABV. Not that I’d *admit* to drinking it, though.
The R Man
May 31st, 2008 at 8:30 am
I wish I could share your enjoyment of poker - I’ve played some, not well, but even winning did not make me want to keep going back for more. I would rather sit around and drink and BS than gamble. But that’s just me, you guys go for it and enjoy the hell out of yourselves.
I get sometimes where I want a different drink - usually a round of a few days or weeks on odd varieties of beer does it. Bass, Dos Equis, Sam Adams (haven’t tried them all, some I don’t like, but Summer Ale is fine), even some of the yuppie stuff like Fat Tar, etc. Sometimes I go off into wines, just for dinner, of course, couple of bottles of riesling with whatever.
But I always come back to Budweiser. My one true love.
June 1st, 2008 at 6:27 am
I’ve been an Otis fan since my first year of blogging, back before he got all up in that poker stuff. Granted, he was a poker player then, but he didn’t blog it like he does now.
Anyhow, someone have a drink for me whilst enjoying your poker fun, please. I can’t drink or eat anything at the moment. Shattered a tooth last night and am suffering mightly. Although, come to think of it, enough alcohol could make me forget the pain. Something I must consider carefully. After all, it’s only going on 5:30am here.