Legalize It
Posted by TFG on May 8th, 2008
3 accused of using corpse head to smoke pot
That lines up pretty good with all the pot-heads I know.
The Kingwood teenager’s story of decapitating a corpse and using the head to smoke marijuana was so outlandish that at first Houston Police Department senior officer Jim Adkins did not believe it.
Yet, Kevin Wade Jones Jr., 17, appeared almost indifferent as he relayed the bizarre description of his and two friends’ activities at a Humble area graveyard, Adkins said.
“I just doubted it because it’s very morbid, and I couldn’t see anybody doing something like this,” Adkins said Thursday.
Not until police went to the home of another Kingwood teen, 17-year-old Matthew Richard Gonzalez, did the officer believe the tale.
“He regurgitated in his plate of food when I asked him about it,” Adkins said. “So I knew there was some truth to the story.”
That’s my Texas, leading the charge to the gutter. Can I just die now?
May 8th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
I saw this at Drudge. Very strange, but actually, if one smoked ganja, a skull-sized and skull-shaped bong might be kinda cool, but not made from human bits.
The .30-30 self-defense thing you mentioned earlier reminded me-I’ve never had to use a gun in anger, but I used to have this black wino type living a few doors down from me in this string of apartments, and he’d always kinda irritate the young women in the 8-plex, and try to bum cigarettes and money, and one night (like 2 AM, when I was trying to sleep, kinda) I was kinda in my cups and he came a-knockin’, wanting to party. I walked up to the window beside my door with the .44 Super Blackhawk, which he saw, and he hurried on his way, even though I didn’t point it at him. A couple years before that, I lived across the hall from this chick whose boyfriend used to come over and yell at her, and one night he was beating on the door, trying to get in, and she wouldn’t let him, so I stood behind my door, and yelled “Cut that shit out!” and then worked the bolt on my empty Chinese SKS carbine. And y’know, he got quiet and slowly climbed the stairs and left the building. Wasn’t it Mencken who said that an armed society is a polite society?
The R Man
May 9th, 2008 at 6:49 am
The best detail…all were home-schooled.