Yeah, well, what’re you gonna do?
Posted by TFG on 2nd May 2008
Mouth of the Brazos: Another cool statistic.
It does prove beyond all debate, though, one thing. An astonishing percentage of African-Americans are stupid motherfuckers. Hell. That’s okay. An astonishing percentage of Honkies are stupid motherfuckers, too. Hispanics. Polaks. Bohemians, Jews, American Indians, Dot Indians, Japs, Chinks, you name it, and I betcha I can find stupid motherfucker in the gang.
I don’t know if JD meant “a stupid motherfucker” or “stupid motherfuckers” there at the end, but I’m willing to go with the plural. For there are an amazing amount of stupid motherfuckers in this world. I talk to them every day, and it makes my head hurt to know that there are Americans extant who don’t know intrinisically that a perpetual motion machine is not just impossible, but that the CIA didn’t kill the inventor. Yes, I actually had that conversation. I didn’t get arrested for murder, either.
I need to get to work so my grandkids can go get learning from the Catholics. Sad that the mackerel snappers are the only hope for my kids not turning out Idiocracy ignorant, when you think of the taxes I pay. I suppose I should just be thankful that the options open to me, no?
And how in the hell did I arrive here?
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