My daughter will either be heartbroken or have that heart stolen:

The quintet will perform in public for the first time in 14 years when they appear on U.S. morning show Today

Which one of those boy-bands was Justin Timberlake a part of — the Meatie-Cheesie Boys? And how did he get to latch on to some notoriety? Who picked him as the “good one” that gets commercials and Jessica Simpson’s boobies and stuff? Or was that another one? Whoever it was, I say slainte! to getting to grope Jessica Simpson. On the other hand, that music career? No, I don’t have a Rewards card, just gimme my damn roast and my smokes.

Awesomely frightening pic at Ace’s place. Looks like…every bar of douchebags across America, but especially Dallas. Gawd, when did cheap-looking shiny sportscoats get a dose of clap class? I haven’t seen that look since Dean Martin did roasts. Too bad Dean could sing rings around those punks, heh heh.