I didn’t know until I got to the Losers’ Lounge tonight for unhappy hour that it was Earth Day. I want you to know that the Earth kicked our ass regularly and with great vigor until we figured out enough technology to tame it just a little bit.

Personally, I think we’ve still got a ways to go to make this damn rock dance the tango the way we want it to dance the tango. And we will, if everybody would quit acting like dipsticks. We don’t need much, and I don’t think an insentient bundle of minerals gives a fart in a whirlwind whether we live or die. Earth is going to keep on spinning ’round Sol whether we besmirch her or not. So let’s get to some besmirching.