This is the first thing I’ve read about Howard Stern since I quit reading Jeff Jarvis’ mash notes to him.

So why does anyone, or should anyone, give a shit now (you might ask, because I did)? Well, I’ll tell you. Because the Sirius / XM merger has been approved and they need to get the word out to crank up the subscriber numbers.

I’ll use this space to number the moron’s press release announcements on blogs. Nothing would suit me better than to never update this post.