Euro-scribbler frightened by Texas Memaw
Posted by TFG on March 3rd, 2008
The Danes used this picture:
The whole story:
Dumbass wanders around, plants himself on the front steps, yaks away on a cell-phone. Memaw watches a while, and when he doesn’t leave, goes out the garage door to keep a closer eye on him. With Sam Colt’s equalizer, of course. I would hope my dear mother would do the same. I know I probably would be a bit uptight if some dipstick I’d never seen before wandered onto my porch and stood there squawking away in a foreign language, and I’ve probably got 20 years on Memaw.
Classic bit of Euro-pussy whimpering, too:
“I will show the photos to my wife and children,” Svensson told me. “They thought I was on a safe trip.”
He’s probably safer in that lady’s front yard than anywhere else he’s been in America. She’da probably made him a glass of tea if he hadn’t been so frightened.
Good ol’ CNN - “near President Bush’s ranch.” I guess they mean “near” as in, in the same county. I doubt this guy wandered 100 acres away to the nearest ranchette subdivision. I bet those Crawford people are tired of these shmucks, too, no matter how much money they’re making.
March 3rd, 2008 at 8:20 pm
The Grand Ma was right. He was tesspasing and she had every righ to order him off with a gun. For all she knows he is some nut. How do you just wander on to some ones front yard that far.
March 3rd, 2008 at 9:07 pm
When I saw that big picture, I cracked up. Of course she’s coming out after the dumb sumbitch. Would you walk up into someone’s yard that far? And then just stand there flapping your gums? Hell, I don’t even like stepping off the road and walking in someone’s yard.
Well, everyone giggles when I say “socialists”, but that’s what this is. No clue as to another man’s, or grandma’s, property.
March 4th, 2008 at 9:33 am
Granny’s got a gun,looks like a S&W .38 blued with a 4 inch barrel.Good for her.
March 4th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
That’ll learn those haughty socialists. They’re not in Amsterdam anymore.
March 4th, 2008 at 7:26 pm
Do you don’t do trackbacks?
(This is one of the few sites I feel comfortable using that grammar…)
March 5th, 2008 at 8:57 am
Yeah, but it doesn’t really work all that great.