And I still can’t carry a damn knife on board
Posted by TFG on 24th March 2008
Pilot’s gun fires on US Airways flight - Yahoo! News
A gun belonging to the pilot of a US Airways plane went off as the aircraft was on approach to land in North Carolina over the weekend, the first time a weapon issued under a federal program to arm pilots was fired, authorities said Monday.
The “accidental discharge” Saturday aboard Flight 1536 from Denver to Charlotte did not endanger the aircraft or the 124 passengers, two pilots and three flight attendants aboard, said Greg Alter of the Federal Air Marshal Service.
“We know that there was never any danger to the aircraft or to the occupants on board,” Alter said.
The first thought I have is, why is it always USAir?
The second thought is, there is no such thing as an accidental discharge.
The third thought is, what kind of pussy caliber was he carrying?
The final thought is — pics of the stews MUST be published, because I know in my heart that this dick was showing off for a hot one.
But still, nothing sharper than a fingernail clipper for Jack Paying Customer.
Bonus extra thought: I thought all planes crumpled up like a Lone Star Light can as soon as the first grain of powder burned.
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