“Electric Rooster Wakes Me Up”
Posted by TFG on February 21st, 2008
CNN thinks this is a GLOCK (Real):

Seriously, how can you not believe the parenthetical (Real)? And from CNN, the Most Trusted Name in News? Christ, what idiots. I knew what a damn Colt 45 looked like by the time I was 8. And I had two Colt 45s to contend with.
Eh, what do I care? I got my Glock. I recommend you go get your Glock before Barry Obama gets in, and Hopes and Changes things to not so much. Or not. As I said, what do I care? Yall wanna give it all up for free sutures and shit, that’s your call. I’d sooner bleed.
Via Kevin Baker at The Smallest Minority…
The title is a line from a song by a long-forgotten band of hayseeds from Mesquite, TX, my hometown. That’s something you don’t have to care about.




February 22nd, 2008 at 10:54 am
That looks a little like a Glock Trainer, but not quite. No doubt, someone at CNN still believes the nonsense about plastic Glocks perpetuated by the movie Die Hard.
February 23rd, 2008 at 9:23 pm
It’s a requirement for employment at CNN and other parts of the MSM that you know absolutely nothing about firearms, except that they need banning.
February 25th, 2008 at 10:18 am
Buy lots of ammunition. It won’t be easy to find, and you’ll need lots of it.