Healthy Lifestyle Overrated
Posted by TFG on 5th December 2007
In the last two months, I have:
- Reduced my Marlboro consumption by 80%
- Incorporated a 45-60 minute walk into my daily routine
- Quit playing all-night poker games, whether live or online
- Reduced my alcohol consumption by 90%
- Added a daily green salad to my diet
- Increased my sleeping time per night by 30-50%
- Lost 20 pounds and a pants size
As a result, I
- Have a continuous head-cold with stuffy, runny nose
- Have another damned blood pressure pill to take
- Am sleepy and unfocused from 3pm till I fall into bed sometime between 10 and 11pm
- Have lost the feeling in my right hand, except for the tingling in my fingers and intense shooting pains from my wrist up to my elbow (makes it fun to shave every morning — nothing like a 4 razor-blades on your neck held by an insensate appendage)
- Experience random but short-lived headaches right behind my eyeballs
In short, I feel like hammered whale shit. I’m going back to the three-packs-a-day, Whataburger triple-triple at 4:30am on top of a belly of beer after a night of tight-strong hardball pokerin’ if this crap don’t stop soon.
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