Hayseed Files, from where it’s already tomorrow
Posted by TFG on November 1st, 2007
New Zealand man alleged to have taken hearse to go fishing - International Herald Tribune
A mourner who authorities say got drunk, took a hearse from outside a New Zealand funeral venue and outran pursuing funeral directors told police he was “going fishing” when they pulled him over.
Police said the 46-year-old sickness beneficiary, who brought a carton of beer for the trip, told them he was heading to the coast to “check out the sea conditions.”
The man had been attending a funeral near the tourist town of Rotorua on central North Island when he allegedly stole the blue Ford Forte hearse.
There was no dead body on board at the time.
Not bad at all, Kiwis.
November 2nd, 2007 at 5:14 am
The burning question now is, how many cartons should I have on hand for the NASCAR race this weekend?
-k-
November 2nd, 2007 at 6:45 am
Let’s see…trucks tonight, Busch manana, and the Big One Sunday…three should do it.