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Archive for November 15th, 2007

November 15, 2007

My heart hurts

Posted by TFG on 15th November 2007

Baseball star Barry Bonds to face charges over steroid probe

Baseball superstar Barry Bonds has been indicted on charges of perjury and obstruction of justice after lying to investigators probing a steroid scandal, justice officials said Thursday.

A statement from the California Department of Justice in San Francisco said Bonds had been indicted for lying to investigators during a grand jury hearing into the notorious BALCO steroid scandal.

As a lifelong baseball fan who has completely and totally soured on the greatest game ever invented, I want to know who was paid off, and how much, to delay this indictment until he broke Hank Aaron’s home run record.

Bud Selig, I detest you with the fury of 10,000 white-hot super-nova suns for allowing this con artist to contemptuously ruin MY game. Everybody knew the indictment was coming, and you wouldn’t step in and put a stop to the sham. You couldn’t fathom endangering yourself in the interests of baseball. I have no doubt that you pussed out over lawyer-talk. I’m just disgusted and heartbroken.

And Hank Aaron still wears the home run crown, forever and always. You always have been and always will be an inspiration to me, sir.

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Little Known Fact

Posted by TFG on 15th November 2007

Ray Wylie Hubbard drives to Dallas to get his hair cut at a foofy Highland Park salon. I almost made fun of him for that, but then I realized I bought his first album 30 dang years ago, and never quit buying his albums, so I oughta just shut up.


Damn, that was about 20 lbs. ago.

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I love a good line

Posted by TFG on 15th November 2007

THE BRAZOSPORT NEWS: A cat killin in Galveston (and wild monkey bidness over in New Delhi)

How big is this story?

Big enough for the mightiest newspaper in the Free World to cover it — the New York Times.

The great thing about Banjo is that I don’t if that’s sarcasm or seriousness or simply an acknowledgment of how those hosers view themselves. Bottom line, it doesn’t matter.

As for me, I prefer the birds to the cats, and I prefer dogs to the birds. Neither a bird nor a cat give a damn whether you live or die, and dogs at least act like they do.

Monkeys, on the other hand, should be on teevee, and stay on teevee, for the amusement of the retards.

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