Double Bad
Posted by TFG on September 6th, 2007
I blew my back out playing some really lame hackish golf today.
So I go home, flip on the ball game, and there’s twee Bob Costas chatting with smug-lord Keith Olberman.
I guess the NFL producers figured that one Dennis Miller sucked, so an entire studio of them would be sheer genius.
I also guess I’m going to have to acknowledge that my body is deserting me. Can’t blame it — I’ve abused it pretty heinously. They say yoga will help you out. Maybe I should try that.
Sorry to be boring, but nothing interests me much.
September 7th, 2007 at 8:36 am
As much as I get annoyed with Olbermann, I have become annoyed w/ Tiki Barber so much, that he now resides in a small category that is only populated with Hugo Chavez, Harry Belefante, and Oprah. He needs to shut up about his former team and sit there and “look pretty” for the camera so he can take his rightful place as Matt Lauer’s Mini-me man servant.
September 7th, 2007 at 9:10 am
Thank the Lord for the MUTE button. Silence is golden, and I can make it so, heh heh.
September 7th, 2007 at 1:50 pm
I can se you in th edownward dog position with a cigarette hanging out of your mouth
September 7th, 2007 at 2:43 pm
I think some sharp promoter should jump on this opportunity, booking you in a yoga class to mid-sized venues around the country. The show would have everything: Sex (the women in the class), drama (will he break?) and — of course — comedy.
I’ll take a table down front, and bring the second order of drinks right away.
September 7th, 2007 at 7:44 pm
Yall are just hilarious.
September 7th, 2007 at 8:54 pm
I took yoga as a PE class in college and loved it.
It’s low impact, and I found it helpful.
I’ve been wondering about a class around here now. Or I could do it on the living room floor when I wake up at 5 a.m., like I did today.
Don’t listen to the punks whose knees are gone already.
September 10th, 2007 at 10:37 am
Regarding Tiki, I think Bill Simmons said it best:
If I saw Keith Olbermann on the street, I’d probably punch him in the mouth just because he deserves it. The NBC football crew is pathetic so he fits right in. Poor Cris Collinsworth, he’s pretty good but he’s stuck with a bunch of idiots.
Regarding yoga, I recommend the Baron Baptiste DVDs if that post was less tongue in cheek than usual.
September 10th, 2007 at 9:06 pm
No, it’s not tongue in cheek. I have to do something, or I’ll just be in a fetal ball whimpering on the floor all day. Yoga has been recommended by more than a few, so I figure, why not? Marlboros notwithstanding.
September 11th, 2007 at 9:47 am
Well, this is the level one DVD and I think it’s worth checking out. Baptiste is really good about teaching people to work within themselves which for beginners is pretty important lest you find yourself in traction.
October 18th, 2007 at 4:17 pm
War Dennis Miller.
TFG sucks!