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Posted by TFG on August 31st, 2007
I loves me some Labor Day chupacabra:

But the roadkill she found last month outside her ranch was a new one even for her, worth putting in a freezer hidden from curious onlookers: Canion believes she may have the head of the mythical, bloodsucking chupacabra.
I, too, have a freezer that is hidden from curious onlookers. Doesn’t everybody?
Meantime, there is no late-breaking news on Sasquatch. Sad, that.




September 1st, 2007 at 11:29 pm
If she looks really closely, I’m sure she will be able to spot the outline of the face of the Virgin of Guadalupe behind its right ear.
September 2nd, 2007 at 5:59 pm
That would be the hayseed jackpot, no? We need a two-headed chupacabra, as well.