Lookie here — every cop in America doesn’t need to become an Expert Marksman with the full-auto AR-15 on the taxpayer dime. Train ‘em up on the bog-standard pump-action room broom, and you’ve got 99% of the situations covered. The other 1%, they can pay for themselves, if they’re so inclined. Many are, anyway.
Or call out SWAT. God knows we’ve pumped enough into that black hole over the last six years — they’re so desperate to justify their existence, they’re knocking over poker rooms and appearing on teevee shows.