Phelps has some funny stuff about conspiracies, too. The last part is hilarious:
The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy:
Very, very real. I am a member, as is Kevin. Glenn Reynolds works as the liaison for the blogosphere, and we get talking points from him every other day (unless an emergency action message goes out. Those come through ACE with flaming skulls.) We meet for ice cream in small cells once a week, and occasionally have giant, drug laden homosexual orgies. We donâ€™t want to, but we have to so that they have blackmail material on all of us.
Sadly, I’m simply weeks behind on my talking points. Those things pile up so fast.