Rodent spy ring ‘busted’
Posted by TFG on July 18th, 2007
Iran has claimed that 14 squirrels found near the nation’s borders were spies.
The state-sponsored news agency IRNA said: “In recent weeks, intelligence operatives have arrested 14 squirrels within Iran’s borders. The squirrels were carrying spy gear of foreign agencies, and were stopped before they could act, thanks to the alertness of our intelligence services.”
Of course we can do the diplomatique’ with the Persians — they’re rational actors, with rational public leaders.
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Common gray squirrels undergoing hyper-intense Delta Force tiny-paw-to-tiny-paw training
It’s a sad world where we are expected to take these Musselmen mooks seriously.
July 18th, 2007 at 9:43 pm
sounds like The Onion