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Archive for April 22nd, 2007

April 22, 2007

My Earth Day Post

Posted by TFG on 22nd April 2007

Maybe I’m an outlier, somewhere out at the edge of the bell-curve, but I’ve found Compact Flourescent Bulbs to
a) cost three or four times as much as normal bulbs
b) run just barely as long as regular 89¢ bulbs from Dollar General

I’m a good test case, because I currently house a bunch of wastrels who never met a light switch they could turn off. CFL bulbs burn out just as fast as regular incandescent bulbs in my garage, which is apparently a place full of monsters and home-invaders, given that the garage light is on 100% of the time that any member of my family is anywhere in the same county.

The fun part, as the breadwinner and billpayer, is having to suppress a desire to scream IDIOT! at them as they inform each other, in earnest tones about Oprah, Obama, organic foods, and all the rest. For whatever reason, there is an ImpeachBush.org yard sign on the dining room floor of the 3000sf house in Dallas they happily occupy, free of any fiduciary care in the world. Such is life here in the aughts (and my rapidly approaching fifties). I temper my disgust by remembering what an idiot I was when I was younger.

NB: Welcome to all you InstantMan clickers…thanks for swinging by. Enjoy the rest of the show.

SPOUSAL UPDATE: The Wife promised to turn off the garage light if I would help her re-enter the world of live webcasts. Red-hot pokers in my eyeballs seem more appealing…changing a light bulb, that’s cake.

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Second Childhood?

Posted by TFG on 22nd April 2007

I got to scanning the radio dial for my new hometown and found a station playing old disco hits, old funk hits, old R&B hits. I swear the song I just heard on the way back from the beer store was an old Bootsy Collins dealio. If it wasn’t, it was an excellent copycat of an old Bootsy Collins dealio.

That stuff really makes me feel young. My pal Otis understands. I doubt I could stop my booty if I ever started shaking it again, but it’s nice to imagine that I could still cut a rug. Ach…aging…it sucks.

Bonus Bootsy…think those fellas smoked any pot?

The thing I love about Bootsy is that he also played with James Brown, the unmitigated King of Soul. And you can draw a direct line from James thru Bootsy to these cats, my favorite long-lost post-modern funk band:


…just grab him in the biscuits…

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