Stow It, Bluetooth Boy
Posted by TFG on March 25th, 2007
Good, nay, great news on cell-phone talkers:
Update: FCC ready to continue cell phone ban on flights
Just the thought of sitting next to some ditzy teenager with a rap song for a ringtone, or a hausfrau catching up on the coffeeklatch goings-on, or Mr. Uber-Important, over a two-hour flight makes me feel bloody. And I’m a big fan of cellphones.
Now, if they want to turn data only on, that I’m cool with, though I suspect I’d get half as bloody with the little dings and chimes and bleeps of text messages. And, of course, if the operators get their most fervent wishes, we’ll have mobile entertainment to deal with…just imagine the dipstick next to you chortling his way through whatever garbage he would normally be sucking down at home. Here’s some mobile entertainment for you: it’s light, portable, unobtrusive, serially sharable, has very low power requirements, practically no RF emissions, and is rock-solid proven technology:

This is called a “book”




March 25th, 2007 at 10:31 am
not to mention, if you choose the right kind of book it can help lessen the discomfort of those crowded coach seats. There is something about reading Tony Hillerman describe the empty spaces that just makes it easier to sit in a sardine can.
March 26th, 2007 at 12:24 pm
and Jane Austen. Think of how much more comfortable even with the guy in front of you pushed all the way back, than a stagecoach would have been.
March 28th, 2007 at 12:27 pm
Blue Duck lives!