Posted by TFG on December 30th, 2006
Yeah, we wouldn’t want anyone to slow down and reflect on what the hell America was, is, can be, while we plant one of 43. Better to be swapping sow belly futures and delivering sheafs of pizza coupons and another offer for mortgage insurance to their bulk-rate one-stop waystation to the trashcan.
Trust me on this one, Jeff — Howard Stern will still be on your satellite doing titty jokes, Amanda Congdon will still be in your internet tubes doing your titty shows, and approximately 240MM Americans won’t even realize that one of forty-three is now dust.
I think my position on this probably makes me a conservative hack, but then, I still pull over to the side of the road for any funeral procession I chance upon, whether I know who it is or not.
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