La Migra, Part Dos

Posted by TFG on March 29th, 2006

In which I let others speak for me:

I get hotter and hotter as I look at the fucking mexican motherfucking flags waving over our country. Front page of the fucking Facts this morning. All over the fucking TV. Fucking cocksucking mexican motherfuckers. I am concerned about the next fucking one I see. I may be in jail or the hospital for a while.

GDMFSOBing right, JD.

Lookie here, folks — I think you could probably talk the most hard-case anti-immigrant mofo into some level of acceptance of lawful immigration if, and only if, you could convince that hard-case mofo that there’s a good solid answer to the assimilation question. At the end of the day, we all know we are a nation of immigrants, and we’re not stupid enough to think it’s a smart thing to pull the ladder up behind us. I don’t anyways. But personally, I’ve seen and read enough to believe that there’s still a large and largely ignorant segment that simply won’t do it. And all of our multi-cultural feel-good warm fuzzies for the last few decades have done naught but encourage that kind of enclave-building.

How about some proof for that last bit there, TFG? Well, how about the GDMFSOBing City of MF Dallas funding a rotunda dedicated to Mexican national heroes?

Under a plan coordinated by city officials, community leaders and the Mexican consul-general in Dallas, the statues of at least eight Mexican heroes would be on permanent display at Winnetka Park in West Dallas, the recreational center where the statue of former Mexican President Benito Juarez is displayed.

“It will be a rotunda dedicated to the heroes of Mexican history,” said Carlos Garcia De Alba, the Mexican consul-general.

He said the display, to be named “La Rotonda de los Mexicanos Ilustres,” could be the first of its kind in the U.S.

Steve Salazar, council member for the district that includes Winnetka Park, said the plan is under way but officials are waiting for a design from the city’s parks department to begin construction.

“We already have the square. They’re thinking of expanding it to include other statues and monuments of Mexican heroes,” Mr. Salazar said.

Willis Winters, assistant director of the parks department, did not return calls for comment.

Several busts of political figures are awaiting installation.

“We’re just waiting to get the word on when we’ll be able to have this space available for our heroes,” said Isidro Gomez, president of Club Lazaro Cardenas del Rio.

Mr. Gomez has kept the bust of former President Lazaro Cardenas del Rio in his home for several months.

Mr. De Alba said other important Mexicans are under consideration for the display, including poet Sor Juana Ines de la Cruz, independence figures Jose Maria Morelos y Pavon, Vicente Guerrero and Ignacio Zaragoza, and revolutionary Emiliano Zapata.

How about a nice statue of General Santa Anna beheading all the white devils at the Alamo to go along with this bastion of Mexican heroism? Assholes.

2 Responses to “La Migra, Part Dos”

  1. jdallen Says:

    Nary a hair on anybody in the Dallas area if they don’t det-cord those statues.

  2. Scott Chaffin Says:

    I wouldn’t even know where to start looking for det-cord.

    Theoretically, though, this dumb idea could just never get the funding and vanish from the agenda. I can only hope.

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