Hayseed Files, #92
Posted by TFG on 2nd February 2006
- Everybody loves a goat picture.
- Everybody loves a good honky-tonk review. I could tell you a few stories from the Gaston Ave. Cowboys, heh heh.
When the grand opening of the new Wal-Mart makes you giddy like a schoolgirl and you take a picture with your cell-phone, you are:
a) somewhat hayseed
b) hayseed
c) extremely hayseed
Five minutes from the house, three if the light’s green.
- AlCan’tHang, a heavy-metal hayseed from Philly, has a video of an M-60 machine gun shooting 850 bullets in one minute, forty-five seconds. My comment, besides FREAKING AWESOME! ? I wish they had shot something like a car, or a jet engine, or a bunch of old refrigerators. You shouldn’t waste 850 .50 bullets. What would you shoot, if you were in charge?
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