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The Critics, #1

Posted by TFG on December 8th, 2005

It’s my new personal mission to destroy these useless cocksuckers. I’m not up to date on what it was that set them off on their hipper-than-thou bagging on my wife and the work that she does, but I’m sure they have their reasons.


I have a lip beard and Lisa Loeb glasses. Bow down before me.

Here’s a tip for you — if you want to be super-relevant, as you obviously yearn to be, don’t do a drunken booty-call to the former music editor from the Dallas Observer who’s now living in Brooklyn. Better yet, ditch your mama’s garage apartment and move up there with her…your nasal whining will fit right in. Punks.

6 Responses to “The Critics, #1”

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  1. kevin whited Says:

    Eh, to hell with the losers.

    Cindy’s got a cool little niche going. Yeah, she’s enthusiastic. Gawd bless her for it. I couldn’t maintain that level of enthusiasm over local music, which is why I don’t have such a blog. To tear down someone who’s carved out such a nice niche and fills it well and enthusiastically…. is…. not very nice. It’s certainly not how Texas gentlemen behave.

    We’re bloggers; I’ve got no problem with constructive criticism. But that sort of tear-down… well, I hope they feel better about themselves. It says a lot more about them than it does about Cindy.

    That picture is priceless, though! Ha ha ha. Nice.

  2. R. Alex Says:

    I find it interesting that they joked about Dallas’s pretentiousness and then later basically-said “We’re not like Cindy, we’re pretentious!” (well, they said discriminating, but anyone who describes themselves as discriminating is almost by definition pretentious… kinda like calling yourself edgy)

  3. Alan Sullivan Says:

    Eew! Look at them…

    I wouldn’t let either of them anywhere near my cock.

  4. Chad Says:

    Yeah, they look a little too… flaming.

    And their site sucks too. I’m looking at the words, but they don’t quite go together into logical sentences!?!?

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