Point, Missed

Posted by TFG on September 26th, 2005

I try not to be critical (HAH!), but this post about chili and the ensuing comment thread is revolting. Pineapples, beans, fennel, sugar, Chinese star anise — these are things people are putting in chili all across the nation.

Read that again: Chili. With. Pineapples.

For you folks who are not chili-heads, that is the functional equivalent of slathering Welch’s grape jelly all over a Philly cheesesteak. Frankly, it’s heresy to call the result ‘chili.’

Well, anyway, just thought you should know that.

13 Responses to “Point, Missed”

  1. OFTP2 Says:

    I remember the good ole days when you cooked chile to used up your semi-ranzid meats. The older the meat the hotter the chile.

  2. Cowtown Pattie Says:

    Almost as nauseating as pizza with pineapple. Phatooey!

  3. kevin whited Says:

    Good gawd, I come home drunk hoping for good news, and as I scroll down your blog, it just gets worse. I hate to see what’s next.

  4. Da Goddess Says:

    Pineapple in chili? Blasphemy!

  5. Sean in Chicago Says:

    Pineapples? Fennel? Sugar? Chinese Star Anise (whatever the hell that is..)????? Well, that’s just not Chili then. I don’t know what to call it….but it definitely is NOT Chili.

    Red Beans are OK in Chili….but before y’all launch the grenades, I admit that I’m not a native Texan. BTW, ever been to Cincinnati? They put Macaroni in Chili there….

  6. Maudie Says:

    People just don’t get it. It ain’t chili with all that other crap in it. It’s stew. Spicy stew, but stew. Leave it out, put it on the side, better yet, out the door. It just ain’t chili.

  7. Earl Says:

    I for one welcome our new pineapple in chili overlords

  8. Tom McMahon Says:

    How about that chili they serve in Cincinnati, that stuff over noodles. Any opinion on that?

  9. Scott Chaffin Says:

    To be fair to the Ohioans, I put my chili over rice, with cheese and onions. Mmmm, mmmm, mmmmm.

    What I don’t do is put corn, stewed tomatoes, sweet peas, or other alien artifacts in my chili, like those Ohioans.

  10. Dirk Thruster Says:

    OK, so this is a bit late, but I thought that it might add to your disgruntlement.

  11. charles austin Says:

    Since my wife is Japanese, we eat everything on rice, though I avoid it under chili as much as possible. But on another note, I add molasses as the no longer secret ingredient to my chili becuase I like a sweet, hot taste to it and it does seem to go with tomatoes (tomatos? Where’s Dan Quayle when he could be useful?) fairly well. Does that count as blasphemy?

  12. Target Centermass Says:

    Fall is Here, Chili is Near

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    After high temperatures last week hovered around the hundred-degree mark, a front is currently sweeping through with the first fall weather of the season. Tonight’s low is predicted to be only 63 degr…

  13. Scott Chaffin Says:

    Charles, my sweet-tooth hides out most of the time, so molasses (or brown sugar or even tomatoes) is too much sugar for MY tastes. But I know lots of people use those kinds of secret ingredients for their competition chili, since most people (judges) like the lightly=sweet taste.

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