About 300% Overreaction
Posted by TFG on 24th July 2003
When shots rang out Wednesday in New York City Hall, Dallas officials sprang into action. Several meetings and one day later, three new metal detectors were on order for Dallas City Hall.
In Texas cities and across the country, the slaying of New York City Council member James Davis spawned discussions about the delicate balance between security and accessibility.
Dallas officials are opting for more checkpoints, while council members in many other cities remain committed to keeping their buildings and meetings as open as possible.
But nearly all said they are haunted by one question: Could this happen here?The answer, many officials said, is yes.
Let me rephrase this: “In their continuing effort to be an International City and “just like Manhattan”, the Dallas City Council panicked like a bunch of 8 year-old girls confronted with a garter snake, and wasted Lord knows how much taxpayers’ money on completely unnecessary fortifications in a transparent attempt at self-aggrandizement.”
Of course, it could happen here. An asteroid could fall out of space and hit City Hall during a council meeting, too, so you better get on those energy shields. I could win the Lottery on Saturday and you’ll never hear from me again. I suspect the chances of each of the three are roughly the same. Please, dear Lord, spare me from the idiots that are local pols. Get a load of this one, from the unelected Ted Benavides:
Dallas City Manager Ted Benavides said the new law would make it more difficult to ensure that elected officials and employees are safe.
“I’m expected to protect everyone, and now there’s a law that allows people to bring guns in,” he said. “That seems like a conflict.”
Mitchell Rasansky, a Dallas council member, said city halls need more stringent security requirements – not laws allowing guns in the building. Every week, elected officials make decisions that directly impact residents’ lives, and tensions run high, he said.
Where did we find these pussies? The Dallas City Council is worried about the law-abiding citizens who take the time, money and energy to go and get a concealed-carry permit. Fellows (and ladies), these are NOT the people you should be concerned with.
Aw, hell, never mind. Maybe they can take their seats at the next council meeting wearing body armor and Kevlar helmets. You never know when some licensed toter is gonna get incensed over his neighborhood’s bulk removal schedule. The real screwing is going on behind solidly closed oaken doors that no citizen is ever gonna get near.
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